I honor my purchase commitments, so I paid for her and she arrived yesterday. I figured a close up may change my mind. She's pretty, but for some reason, I really want to straighten her side glancing eyes out to look forward.
Anyway, I finally took her out the box today. True to form, Ms. Slay, whose name is actually Zain Nadja Bello, couldn't resist being nosey and putting in her two cents.
Side note: Ms. Slay was the first in my "Bad Ass Trio" and was joined by (as they are labeled) Glamour and Vanity Nadja and Seduisante Elyse. These three have the top shelf of a cabinet, in which I need to create a diorama for them. I'm getting there.
Back to what happened. Whether I take her out or not, I still need to examine the arrival for defects, so I just open the box. Ms. Slay cannot contain her displeasure and, as you know, she has no filter when it comes to letting me know.
Me: You are still 'The Bad Ass Trio." I love you guys. I was just looking at her until I see if she's staying or not.
Zain: That would be NOT. Good choice, Babe. Make sure she checks out, wrap her back up, and send her a traveling.
Me: Wait, I said until I decide.
Zain: Okay, Sweetheart. I get it. You need a no guilt way out. Cool. I got you. We'll take a vote. Hey, Glamour, what do you think?
Oh, Lort! (Yes, I said 'Lort.') Here comes another one. 😒
Me: She's not here to take your place. No one will take your place, but we have shelf room for her. You don't care about the other I.T. ladies on the shelf.
Ms. Glamour: That's because Tasha, Adele and Natalia are cool. They are your, shall we say, luxury and dressed up trio. They are, shall we say, traditionally styled and not in the, shall we say, edgy category. They are pretty cool gals. But this one, I'm sorry, but I just don't see her here.
Ms. Slay: See what I mean?
Me: Listen, I'll mull it over and consider all of your points. I really will, but I'll make the decision.
Ms. Slay: Okay. I see how it is. Well, we'll be doing our own thing until the right decision is made. We're out!
And they left. Apparently they roped in the third of the group, because this is what I'm now having to look at when I walk by.
Pout much, Ladies?
What these chicks fail to realize is that even pouting and trying not to pose, they still look good, so I don't care if they don't cooperate. I let them be bad ass and have their attitudes, it's what I love about them.
Thanks for stopping by. ~ Jaye